Coming this Bowl Season: The 2012 BCS Championship. Most would think I’m referring to the Bowl Championship Series. Not this time. Get ready for the colossal match-up between powerhouse molesters Jerry Sandusky and Bernie Fine in the first ever Neverland Ranch sponsored BCS (Butt-raping Children Series) Championship game. Both competitors have put together some astounding resumes that easily warrant prosecution and have managed to significantly damage the reputation of two extremely prestigious college sports programs. Both have horribly creepy stories that leave the mind to only wonder how demented these 2 people actually are. If I had to give the advantage to someone I will give it to Fine. Sandusky seems to be alone in his quest for the ultimate accomplishment of being a child-rapist champion but Bernie Fine has the support of his wife. Although Sandusky has this mysterious element to his case that he was possibly prostituting these boys out to other rich white sexual predators. Could be a secret weapon. Anyways, Fine’s long time spouse has been aware of his molestations for years and not only that, she is quite a disgusting person as well. After decades of Syracuse basketball players slamming Mrs. Fine, I’m sure sexual deviance is just as normal as taking a walk down the street. Although judging from the looks of her I don’t she takes too many of those walks.
Attention People: We are a pretty fucked up group. The more we add people to this world, the more we will continue to see people like Sandusky and Fine. The scary part is how dark and disturbed a lot of us are. Clearly we all aren’t this fucked up but the line is thin between not crossing those social/criminal boundaries and falling victim to disgusting and socially/criminally unacceptable behaviors. The worst part is the system in which these events have happened in. The system promotes the idea that activities like the ones Fine and Sandusky were engaging in must be kept as discrete as possible. The magnitude of the things these 2 men were doing make people go into a rage and start blaming everyone they can possibly assign some responsibility to. Joe Paterno now has a giant gash in his legacy as a great football coach. Yet now he has no job and will essentially go into exile until his death, which probably won’t be too far from now. People like Joe Pa and Boeheim should not be held accountable for all these actions by two very disgusting people. I agree that they probably could have stopped some of the offenses, and maybe less people would have been hurt but where are the parents in this whole things. If they didn’t know anything was going on then they are bad parents. If they did know something was going on and didn’t do enough to get these two sickos put in jail then they are just about the worst parents a kid can have. We need to really start assigning a lot more responsibility to parents in this country. Especially since most of them are terrible and the worst ones are having the most children.
At the end of the day those of us not involved with either or these horrible scandals can be happy that being “Sandusky’d” is officially becoming a phrase in the Urban Dictionary. Sandusky’d: an event or occurrence of extreme, radical, violent, and/or comical rape. If it were used in a sentence: After icing their own kicker in the final seconds the Cowboys really Sandusky’d themselves.